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Uncle Bully

A man who rapes or beats his nephews and nieces or other children, or treats children like dirt. Originally a character from the book Once Were Warriors by Alan Duff, which was also made into a movie.

A man who asked 5 boys in his care to call him "Uncle Bully" was recently arrested for assault.

You're no better than Uncle Bully, I should cut your dick off!

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

20πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


zap

To hold your hand out flat with all the fingers together and extend your arm to poke a ticklish person in the side of their stomach.

Called zap because the more ticklish they are, the more it makes them jump like they were zapped with electricity.

Don't zap me, I might fall over and hurt my head!

We zapped Jake so much he peed his pants!

by Bloopy July 7, 2006

9πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


penis cut

A haircut similar to a bowl cut and usually longer at the back, which makes a person's head the shape of the end of a penis.

Nice penis cut you've got there Anthony, now go shove your head up your momma's fuzzy flounder!

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

36πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


mulah

Money, cash, dosh, etc...

I found a wallet stacked with mulah the other day.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

459πŸ‘ 172πŸ‘Ž


rhetorical answer

An answer spoken to produce an effect and not necessarily to answer the actual question. A rhetorical answer may possibly be given in response to a rhetorical question, as a sort of counter-attack in a rhetorical battle.

Do you know how many people will be in our philosophy class this year?
42.
C'mon seriously, do you know what the main topic of our class will be?
42.
Geez, how many times do you have to piss me off with rhetorical answers in one day?
42.

Do you think I should wear the green dress or the red dress?
To be or not to be.

by Bloopy March 25, 2008

85πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


leddidep

A car with only one working taillight. The word is formed by reversing pediddel, the word for a car with only one working headlight.

Hey, that's not a motorbike ahead, that's a leddidep!

by Bloopy May 23, 2008

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


womb

The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.

A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.

Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.

To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.

by Bloopy November 9, 2010

73πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž