mewp

A sound made by geeks using the Internet, in a similar manner to how the cartoon character Road Runner says 'beep!'

Mewp?

Mewp, Mewp!

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dwufty

A synonym for poo.

My dwufty made a big splash.

I can feel a big dwufty coming on.

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fussy

Any kind of fight, argument, or sporting contest, etc.

Wanna fussy?

The gods fussied in the sky.

We always had a good fussy after getting hyped up from watching the wrestling.

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dogspeed

An expression used to wish someone success, good fortune, or a safe journey. Used as a non-religious alternative to Godspeed, especially by dog-lovers.

I wish you dogspeed on your trip Pete, and I'll be sure to look after your puppy while you're gone!

Sarah dropped her daughter off at school and bid her dogspeed for her biology exam.

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onomatophobophobia

The fear of phobia names, especially long or unnecessary ones. An irrational aversion to the habit of coining words for ridiculous and improbable fears.

Mary's onomatophobophobia means that she collapses in a panic attack whenever her husband reminds her about his hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.

Pete was enjoying reading comics until he came across the word luposlipaphobia and his onomatophobophobia kicked in, leaving him dizzy and nervous.

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17

The code used by the American Medical Response of Connecticut Inc. to refer to psychiatric patients. A crazy or irrational person.

My boss is such a 17. He told me to write a report on my attitude!

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diagraphephobia

The fear of deletion; the fear of being deleted. Believing that you are living inside a video game or a computer, and being afraid that you are going to get deleted from existence.

Also applies to the fear of having your important documents, photos, or other files deleted.

Joe believes he lives in some sort of 'Matrix', and constantly suffers from diagraphephobia.

Andy keeps five copies of his files in three different physical locations. He's such a diagraphephobe!

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