lash out

To make a fool out of someone, or take advantage of them, so that they feel embarrassed or shamed as if they had been lashed by a whip.

We're going to totally lash out Steven by hiding his car keys in the cat's dinner.

Ashley got so lashed out when he stood near that big puddle while the bus drove past.

You got lashed!!

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forklift driver

Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.

Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!

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air hair lair

The phonetic spelling of "Oh, hello" when spoken in a posh British accent.

Charles: Air hair lair, Geoffrey!
Geoffrey, Air hair lair, Charles. Nice to see you!

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grande baguette

A penis as large as a big French breadstick.

I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.

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Nizzle Zizzle

Snoop Dogg speak for New Zealand

I iz goin on hizzle to Nizzle Zizzle fo' shizzle!

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Alabama pi

The number 3.

Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.

A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.

I just did some real quick calculations in my head using Alabama pi.

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pediddel

A car with only one working headlight. Coined by writer/actor/comedian Rich Hall. A pediddel is often mistaken for a motorbike. Recently it has become more common to spell it pediddle, as popularized by the pediddle game where you shout the word if you spot a car with one working headlight.

Hey look, here comes a pediddel!

Careful Dave, watch out for that pediddel.

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