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The number 3.
Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.
A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.
I just did some real quick calculations in my head using Alabama pi.
Snoop Dogg speak for New Zealand
I iz goin on hizzle to Nizzle Zizzle fo' shizzle!
To make a fool of or totally embarrass somebody. Shorter form of to lash out someone.
We always lash Jeremy by pulling his pants down during PhysEd class.
Only the master knows how to lash someone like that!
1. A person who is ambidextrous, specifically with their feet. Derived using the Latin word pes, which means feet. They are equally skilled at using either their left or right foot, which can provide an advantage in sports such as surfing, soccer, and the triple jump in athletics.
2. The ability of someone to perform skilful tasks with their feet such as writing and eating with chopsticks, by holding things between their toes.
3. A car where either the left or right headlight works, but not both at the same time. Based on the word pediddel, which means a car with only one working headlight.
The English athlete Jonathan Edwards was pedidextrous, and his unbeaten world record triple jump in 1995 was the first to exceed 60 ft.
Yesterday my car's left headlight wasn't working. Today it's the right one. It must be pedidextrous.
The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.
A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.
To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
A sound made by geeks using the Internet, in a similar manner to how the cartoon character Road Runner says 'beep!'
Mewp?
Mewp, Mewp!