shy bear

A shy bear is an act where you moon someone, and while you are doing this a poo pokes out (and possibly shrinks back in), like a shy bear poking its nose out of a cave.

I can't believe he pulled off a shy bear behind the principal's back!

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pedidextrous

1. A person who is ambidextrous, specifically with their feet. Derived using the Latin word pes, which means feet. They are equally skilled at using either their left or right foot, which can provide an advantage in sports such as surfing, soccer, and the triple jump in athletics.

2. The ability of someone to perform skilful tasks with their feet such as writing and eating with chopsticks, by holding things between their toes.

3. A car where either the left or right headlight works, but not both at the same time. Based on the word pediddel, which means a car with only one working headlight.

The English athlete Jonathan Edwards was pedidextrous, and his unbeaten world record triple jump in 1995 was the first to exceed 60 ft.

Yesterday my car's left headlight wasn't working. Today it's the right one. It must be pedidextrous.

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fly's eyes

When a male moons someone and their balls are showing.

The boys on the bus mooned a group of girls on the sidewalk, with their fly's eyes prssed up against the window.

A couple walking along the beach were treated to fly's eyes, courtesy of a dirty old man up on the hill.

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sock juice

The English translation of the nickname which the French give to corporate brands of coffee such as Starbucks: jus de chaussettes.

Filthy Americans, they only drink the sock juice!

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squeam

What a squeamish person does when presented with something which they don't like, especially blood, gore, maggots, spiders, and so on. To squeam generally means to be horrified, and to wriggle, squeal, scream, make other high-pitched noises.

Harry made the girls squeam by dropping worms down their blouses.

The ant crawling up Cindy's leg made her squeam with all her might.

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rat

An old beaten-up motorbike, possibly second hand. Owners of motorbikes often affectionately call their crappiest bike 'The Rat'.

It's time I patched up the rat's exhaust pipe.

The rat broke down and I had to push it two miles to get home.

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womb

The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.

A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.

Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.

To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.

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