When a short, robust woman is cream pied
Dude! Last night I turned my girl into a seminal short cake.
That person in the back of class or the party that you know is gonna do something crazy, stupid, or both. Prefers booze over other substances and always makes you laugh with offensive jokes.
Rhoton did some crazy shit at the party and he wasn't he drunk! Spent the whole night cracking offensive jokes too!