somamabitch

Variation of son of a bitch. Often used by the comedian Bernie Mack.

Pronuciation: sum-ah-ma-bitch, say it real fast.

I beat that somamabitch until da white meat show'd.

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oma

German word for "granny" or "grandmother". Oma sex - pornography involving elderly German women. A German GILF.

If that oma's boobs hung any lower, she would step on them.

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Hobgoblin

An unattractive, short, overweight female.

The hobgoblins were the only ones not asked to the dance.

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Jerry Curls

A fadish hairstyle popular with African Americans in the 80's. Tightly curly "black" hair is chemically treated to be long an wavy. Jerry Curls had to be "rewetted" constantly with Jerry Curl activator to prevent drying out. Jerry Curl "juice" is responsible for staining millions of coat and shirt collars, automobile headrests, and sofa backs.

The Jerry Curl fad is one that many blacks would rather forget.

I would'nt date that Jerry Curl wearing mutha f*cka if he was the last nigga on earth.

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kool aid smile

A very big smile.

When a child drinks kool aid or some other brightly dyed beverage and ends up staining the outside of their mouth.

He's had a kool aid smile ever since the birth of his son.

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curve dick

Academia slang. A top student (high school higher) whos grades are so high that they make their fellow students look bad. Curve comes from the mathmatical term - normal distribution curve. Theory is that when educators rate, they adjust grading scale so that most people are average. The curve dick throws off the curve so the rest of students look worse than they normally would.

Meaning of dick here is "to screw someone over."

Susan's such a curve dick. She got a 97% on the test when the next highest grade was 71%.

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uniboob

Derogatory term.

A woman with only one breast due to congenital defect or mastectomy (breast surgically removed).

Jane's uniboob is the cause of her depression.

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