kool aid smile

A very big smile.

When a child drinks kool aid or some other brightly dyed beverage and ends up staining the outside of their mouth.

He's had a kool aid smile ever since the birth of his son.

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curve dick

Academia slang. A top student (high school higher) whos grades are so high that they make their fellow students look bad. Curve comes from the mathmatical term - normal distribution curve. Theory is that when educators rate, they adjust grading scale so that most people are average. The curve dick throws off the curve so the rest of students look worse than they normally would.

Meaning of dick here is "to screw someone over."

Susan's such a curve dick. She got a 97% on the test when the next highest grade was 71%.

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uniboob

Derogatory term.

A woman with only one breast due to congenital defect or mastectomy (breast surgically removed).

Jane's uniboob is the cause of her depression.

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monnie

there are many meanings to the word: monnie, pronounced: MO-NNNNNIE

1)a special substance, aka: short person, who is unable to park

2)this short little flower will give nutrients and attire from her own back for a friend... especially if forced

3)cheerful and happy... you'd think monnies were on drugs. however, she lacks to share the wealth

4)tight with her family

one can view a monnie's behavior:

1)family closeness: will sleep w/ her son and daughter

2)can't park: finds it necessary to repark 3 times and travel around one's block to attain perfection

3)cheerful: monnies often finds it appropriate to bob head, like a doll on a dashboard. the sight of its happiness is quite amusing

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air lats

A condition when a wannabe bodybuilder or muscle man, usually under age 18, think their are lats are bigger than they actually are. The wannabes carry their arms out to the side arched downward in an exagerated fashion pretending they have big muscules. If the lats were truly developed, this would be a normal posture. There is no physiological reason for the arms to stick out if the lats aren't there.

Lats - derived from latissimus dorsi. Back muscules that give males a "V" shape when well developed.

Air - meaning non-existent or invisible.

Air lats to a bodybuilder is what an air guitar is to Jimmy Hendrix.

Air lats bragged that he could bench 350lbs.

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ghetto vet

1. A former gang banger no longer in the game.

2. A gang member who receives a serious permanent injury due to gang violence.

The ghetto vet hid the weed in his wheelchair.

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bones

Pizza crust left over from someone who does not eat the crust.

Person A: Can I have a slice of pizza?

Person B: No, but you can have my bones.

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