Chromebook

the slowest god dang thing ever

"Man: Wow my computer is so slow."
"Other Man: Why?"
"Man: Because my mom got me a Chromebook instead of a gaming PC."

funny mustache man

little man that loves to commit genocide

or

genocidal midget

my wife was just taken by a genocidal midget
that little *funny mustache man*

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Sonic

fastest rodent ever

eats chili dogs and is growing so fat that he can barely even get up off his imprinted chair he has been sitting on for the past 69 years he is faster than the speed of egg shaped man (who he hates)

am love sonic

fardnite

the biggest sussy gaem on the platforem!!11!1!!1
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¨th1s is the big sussie gaem i told u abot, fardnite¨