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EMRT

EMRT= Early Morning Rack Transfer or the act of getting up, usually in the waking hours of the morning, 2-4 am, and going from one place of sleep to another, ie... the couch to the bed , or from a hook up's bed to yours.

"Johnny sobered up about 3am and rolled over to see his dates grill for real, and had to stumble to find his keys and perform an EMRT back to his place"

or

"Tim passed out on the couch again playing Halo and about two did an EMRT back to his bed"

by Blue Tipton October 5, 2007

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Couch Awareness

Simply being conscious of your current status of sleeping on a couch.

Jimmy flew in from college and was staying at his parent's house. The fact that he folded his blankets and put on a pot of coffee in the morning showed great "couch awareness" on his part.

or,

Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.

and

Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).

by Blue Tipton October 3, 2007