Pansexual

Girls with BV, and dudes with small dicks who are in denial about why traditional relationships don’t work out for them.

Bob: “Dude this girl from last night smelled like a turtle tank. I had to hide my retching when I pulled off her panties.” Kyle: “yeah she sounds like a “Pansexual”, don’t body shame her. 😂😂😂”

Emily

The white straight people (although they will probably tell you they’re Pan sexual) people who care more about minority/gay/trans issues than minority/gay/trans people. The epitome of virtue signaling and white guilt. It is “pick me” behavior at it’s worst. Likely has blue hair.

Tells straight men they’re transphobic because they don’t want to sleep with a MTF, and tells gay men they’re transphobic for not wanting to sleep with a FTM.

Tells people they’re culturally appropriating, and I ironically is a “KPOP Stan” despite not speaking Korean.

Caleb: “Some chick on Twitter called me transphobic because I said that sexual preference doesn’t mean that someone hates other people or doesn’t support them, and it’s ok to not want to date someone based on their genitals.” Me: “yeah dude she’s an Emily.”