untensils

Any eating utensils (cutlery) that aren't knives, sporks or chopsticks, and are therefore superfluous.
You can eat anything if you've got a knife, spork and chopsticks. You don't need four different spoons. Said spoons are untensils.

I'm never comfortable having dinner with Mark - he sets the table with loads of untensils I never end up using.

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philosophysics

The crossover between physics and philosophy, like around the origins of the universe. Closer to mathematics than either of these disciplines.

Stephen Hawking is a philosophysicist - he is involved with philosophysics.

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plebbledash

"To bulk up a television news report with needless vox-pop soundbites from ill-informed members of the public." (Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker)

To pebbledash the broadcast with the opinions of plebs.

The breakfast news is heavily plebbledashed. They seem to care more about the opinions of people texting in than they do about standards of reporting.

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soap dodger

Someone with low personal hygiene, ie. avoids using soap; doesn't wash.

Soap dodgers smell.

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NJTs

Non-Jeans Trousers. More formal than jeans (not usually used about tracksuit pants, for example).

This place has a dress code, so wear your NJTs.

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nap year

Taking a gap year between high school and university, and spending all year being a couch potato.

Towards the end of my nap year, I realised it might have been better to get a job.

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Big Fat Quiz of the Year

Quiz show broadcast around New Year, hosted by Jimmy Carr. 3 teams of celebrities answer questions about things which happened over the previous year. 12 rounds, one for each month. Regular celebrity contestants include Noel Fielding, Russell Brand and David Mitchell.

Lol, Noel and Russell just built battlements out of a banana on Big Fat Quiz of the Year.

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