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Standing or sitting in the sections between carriages on a busy train, 'cos all the seats are taken.
Usually on an unplanned long-distance trip, where the seats are all booked in advance.
About as far from first class as you can get without going outside the train.
After missing the train we'd booked seats on, we had to travel corridor class until we got to Birmingham.
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Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.
Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*
I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.
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Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.
Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*
I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.
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"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.
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Haikus have three lines.
The first has five syllables,
Then seven, then five.
Proper haikus are about nature, especially the seasons; the structure tends to be more important than the words.
A haiku:
Underneath a tree
Summer air is so easy.
So is yo mama.
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