jizz monkey

jizz slut monkey (implies that a girl is a jizz slut, slut monkey and dumb like a monkey)

Tom: Who is Bob dating these days?
Sue: My friend Emily.
Tom: That jizz monkey? I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10-foot pole!
Sue: I can't believe you said that! She is my best friend!!
Tom: Shut up, you jizz monkey!

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Dick Sucking Problem

problem of giving blowjobs too easily to too many guys

Amy has a major Dick Sucking Problem. She blows me and my boys all the time for free. It's fucking great!

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DSP

Dick Sucking Problem - problem of giving blowjobs easily and to too many guys

Amy has a major DSP. She blows me and my boys all the time for free. It's fucking great!

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cuntcheese

1.scum formed around unwashed vagina. female version of dick cheese
2.dirty cunt; slut

1.In summer time, shower before sex is a must if you don't want to be dealing with cunt cheese.
2.She is such a dirty cunt cheese!

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take a shot in the mouth

to allow someone to ejaculate in your mouth

"If it'll get me a couple of hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth." (from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back")

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