Josie

Give a man a fish, he will be happy for a day, give a man Josie, and he will be happy forever indeed.

Josie's are the most empathic, kind and grounded people that can be found, they're pretty great. They are the sorts of people who will bake you a gotdam cake for your birthday even though you gave them a Mars bar, wow. You will never be able to match the thoughtfulness of a Josie, however it is worth trying, as they will hide when they feel sad so it is important to reach out whenever you can and make them feel cared for.

Who else wishes they could just be hanging out with Josie right now? Yeah. I know. Everyone. If you ever meet a Josie, you're a lucky sod.

If I had to choose between fishing and Josie, I would pick Josie, I wish I was Josie.