Nice Guy

A nice guy could be one of three things:

1) A genuinely nice guy who is kind, courteous, helpful, and overall just a good person.

2) A creepy douche who is nice only because he is expecting some kind of reward for his "good deeds". He never does anything nice unless there's a string attached.

3) A cheap, consolation prize of a compliment that people will say to men they are rejecting or dismissing.

1) "My neighbor helped shovel my entire driveway yesterday after the blizzard. I offered him some money to say thanks and he just said, 'no need. This is just what neighbors should do.' He's a really nice guy."

2) "Listen, you stuck up bitch! I tutored you through math class and you passed because of me. I defended your honor against those guys who called you a slut! I bought you your favorite candy without you even asking. And now you won't even go out with me to say thanks for being such a nice guy?? Bitch!"

3) "Listen, I think your a really nice guy, but you're annoying as fuck and I don't want you to hang around me anymore." OR "Listen, we're going to have to let you go. Don't get me wrong, I think you're a really nice guy, but you suck at everything else."

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