Halpern

A person who you can blame anything on in order to not get in trouble by your parents.

Mom- "Son, I found this bag of pot in your room today"
Son- "Oh Mom, That isn't mine. Halpern was over here and was smoking pot, I'm sorry"
Mom- "Thank Heavens! I always knew you were a good boy. Oh, and that Halpern is not welcome here anymore!"

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