Putin

A sad sack of rubbish that should've burned with the fall of the Soviet Union, but remained and the repugnant odour has permeated deep within the world.

Hey, want to go to the shopping centre later? Can't. I'm trying to get the Putin out of my upholstery, smells like an assclown and a dumpster fire had a baby.

Assclown

1. An infuriatingly stupid and simple-minded person, bent on destroying the faintest inclinations of intelligence by making poor decisions on behalf of others and dooming them all.

2. Someone who blindly follows the previous definition, whether for personal gain or because they are also just quite dumb.

The Governor of Florida is an assclown and would rather watch it all burn than admit he made a mistake.

The Florida Surgeon General is an assclown who apparently hates children.