oogly

When a person is so ugly, that their ugliness frightens people.

"That last girl you dated, was ugg lly"! "She wans't that bad, and she had a good personality" "You trippin, that girl was so ugly, that she was oogly!!"

36👍 14👎

you better have my money

What a pimp says to his ho prior to his departure to ensure that the ho has his money ready upon arrival. If cash is not ready when the pimp arrives, the ho may be subjected to his pimp hand

I'll be there in 5 minutes, you better have money ho

20👍 7👎

walmart

The only store that has the same person both greeting you when you enter, and then checkin your bags to make sure you didn't steal anything, when you leave.

Walmart...Only In America

709👍 160👎

Keys to the city

A person with humble beginnings who rises to great fame and acknowledges the city they came from

In St. Loius, Nelly has keys to the city

26👍 11👎

Presidential

Rolex Men's President watch, extremely expensive, very high quality, studded with diamonds

I rock the Presidential when I want to bling it

15👍 59👎

get the waddlin

Told when you kick a pregnant woman or a group of pregnant women out of your crib for disrespectin or failure to ask for something nicely

Pregnant woman: "Get in here and get me some water!"

You: "What's the magic word"

Pregnant woman: "Now!"

You: "Don't be disrespectin me up in my house, you know what, forget it -- get the waddlin"

2👍 2👎

lame-o supreme-o

adj. superlative. Really lame, as lame as possible. (coined by Patrick Gibbs)

"Man, that shit sucks."

"Yeah, it's lame-o supreme-o."

10👍 3👎