wegmania

One's craving for the Wegman's hot food bar.

I am so hungry and only have six bucks to spend on food. Where should we go?
Wegman's?
They're closed dude! Thanks for giving me wegmania!

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Molly

Noun: A friend. Molly is smart, committed, a hard worker, opinionated yet liberal, compassionate, dedicated, a great listener, funny, sometimes perverse, fashionable, athletic and above all picturesque. Molly is one who you can turn to in your time of need. Molly does not pass judgment unless it is due. Molly has a great taste for music. Someone who you can speak to on the phone for hours on end and the conversation never dulls. Molly does wonders in the kitchen. Molly has a beautiful smile. Molly is the kind of girl you don’t want to let go of. You don’t want to break Molly’s heart because her trust never deserves to be broken. Many things can be said about her but her true potential is truly limitless. Molly is unique and not easily defined.

Friend One: Hey, is that Molly over there?
Friend Two: Yeah, she's the greatest?
Friend One: Isn't she though?
Friend Two: "Greatest" barely scratches the surface of her definition.
Friend One: True true.

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