hot girl fit

When you're aesthetically fit (6-pack abs, toned, etc.) but struggle with anything cardio-related

"Fuck man, I can barely swim."
"Bro you literally bench 300. I can't believe you're hot girl fit. Go run or something"

ballot fraud

when Trump loses an election and the worse he loses, the more ballot fraud-er it is

"According to AP News, Biden is up in Wisconsin by 130,000 votes!"
"THAT'S BALLOT FRAUD!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭"

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junior year theory

The time in college when men and women should reach peak maturity and glow-up status

Liz: "Why are you always going for Juniors?"
Em: "Junior year theory, duh"