A little nub u stick into your roomates asshole for anal pleasure.
Cameron, are you ready to receive my ribbed ass prong you fat cunt?
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Someone you would absolutely destroy (cum all over her body) when you are really drunk or have not jerked off for a long time.
(Drunk Bastards)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...
(ANAL DESTRUCTION)
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To pound a Corona and drinking a shot right after. This is thought to be cool by Team Fortress fighters.
E-Hey Alex ubercharge me! Ubercharge me now...
(Alex ubercharges)
E-Yeah nice ubercharge...
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