Bowie

People with the name Bowie are not cisgender nor heterosexual. But they are very hot, cool, and sexy and very talented. People with the name Bowie definitely struggled with their gender identity for a long time or are still struggling. But it's fine bc gender identity doesn't matter when you are hot, cool, and sexy. Everyone compares their name to David Bowie or is uneducated and pronounces it "booey"

Did you see that one gay person last night? They def struggle with their gender identity.

Oh yeah, that's just Bowie.