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Acronym for "Police Department Double Penetration." This is when you are out driving and you have a cop in front of you and a cop behind you.
Sancho was out cruisin' when he noticed there was a cop hittin' him from the front and from the back. Good thing he wasn't drunk. That would have just made the P.D.D.P. worse.
A Naughty Turducken is the sexual act of putting a small rodent, such as a gerbil, hamster, or mouse, into your rectum. When you want to get the rodent out, you send a small cat in there to get it. When the cat gets stuck you have to send a small dog in there to get the cat. You now have 3 different animals in your colon, hence, completing the Naughty Turducken.
The boys at Omega Alpha Zed decided to give Steve his first Naughty Turducken. They first jammed a mouse into his ass, the cat chased the mouse in, so now they have to use the neighborhood dog to get the cat and mouse out.
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