Helicopter Pumper

A person that makes fun of another, from a distance. Not to be confused with a flyby pumper, who has a tendency to insult while on the run.

Mark shouts an insult from across the room at Joe, making him a Helicopter Pumper.

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vanity fan

An alleged professional sports fan that is more interested in the “vibe” or the “buzz” than the actual sport itself. They will know more about the third jersey color scheme than the sport’s rules or teams place in the league wide standings.

Joe spends more time in the team shop than his actual seat - what a vanity fan.