stay locked on

imperative form of the verb 'to be locked on'.
origin: More Fire Crew, who describe themselves as 'one of the UK's leading garage music crews'. I must add here that 'leading', and garage being defined as 'music', are two points of personal contention.
At present MFC are engaged in a fierce and occasionally violent rivalry with fellow garage 'musicians' the 'So Solid Crew'. This leads on to the question often asked on the 'street', or in the 'hood', 'Are you More Fire or So Solid?'. The respondent's answer to said question can result in either:

a) a sound thrashing (if they nominate the rival crew)
b) cries of 'respect' or 'safe', if the interrogators share the same view

Thus to be 'locked on' is to be in touch with a situation, to understand and appreciate its significance. To 'stay locked on', is to remain up to date.
It is often used as a replacement for 'see you later' or 'goodbye'at the end of a conversation.

1. I'll see you in The Clifton later on mate, stay locked on.

2. Shit, that guy's staying properly locked on.

3. More Fire Crew say 'stay locked on', and come to our under-18s GCSE results day 'special' disco. Selecta!

4. Roger that, I've got him covered Maverick, i'm staying locked on...

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Bitch Guy

A person who pulls total bitch moves.
A person who acts like a bitch.
A person who is greedy like a bitch.
A person who has sand in their vagina.

John: OMG jay didnt invite me to the party
Sally: What a Bitch Guy

Jennifer: jackie is always mean to me
Ashley: i know right what a total bitch.. GUY!!

fred durst

definition: frontman of the possibly dyslexic band 'Limp Bizkit'(sic.)

defining characteristics: red cap, baggy trousers, angry, loud, bit of a muthafucker

comment: Fred Durst really isn't that bad of a guy, a mon avis. I in fact admire his 'don't give a fuck' attitude, and believe it or not, don't think he actually takes himself as seriously as a lot of other definitions seem to imply. At the end of the day, some people must like him and his L.I.M.P chums, cos he's bloody rich and gets to pimp around in a Bentley all day. fair play to the lad.

1.Yorkshire Man: i fookin' hate Fred Durst, he's wank.

Open Minded music fan: hey mate, check yourself before you wreck yourself. muthafucker...


2. Fred Durst gets a rap from his critics.

3. Fred Durst is f-ilarious.

4. Some of Fred Durst's lyrics have to be heard to be believed.

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I'm Bannatyne

Loosely translates as "I'm out", and can be applied to various situations.

This is a reference to the the default investment position of Duncan Bannatyne, a Scottish entrepreneur who currently sits on the panel of 'Business Angels' on the British version of the tv programme 'Dragons' Den'.

Bannatyne is well known as being one of Dragons who is more reluctant to invest, and can rapidly dismiss a pitch for a variety of reasons, always with the declaration "I'm out".
Bizarrely, however, he has made some of the stranger investment decisions seen on the programme, such as when he bought into a shop in Leicester which sold caps.

Flatmate 1: "See you later mate, I'm Bannatyne"
Flatmate 2: "cool, where you off to?"
Flatmate 1: "I'm going to Theo Paphitis' book signing"
Flatmate 2: "no worries, catch you later"

"this party's rubbish, I'm Bannatyne"

Chap 1: "so I was wondering how to end things with my girlfriend last night, and it suddenly came to me"
Chap 2: "oh yeah, what did you say?"
Chap 1: "I'm Bannatyne. She knew what I meant. Still cried a lot though..."

Budding Entrepreneur 1: "I've just invented a machine which prints money and I've been subcontracted by the Royal Mint..."
Bannatyne (immediately cuts in): "Sorry, but I'm out".

Bannatyne: "So, you manufacture chocolate tea-pots and lead balloons"
Budding Entrepreneur 2: "yep, I'm really confident that with your experience and contacts we can really take this somewhere"
Bannatyne: "I'm in".

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