Circle Of Fear

Circle Of Fear

Most often performed by males. The act of standing in the middle of a public street at night and slowly turning in a circle as you urinate, thereby producing a circle pattern of urine on the asphalt that will glow ominously as cars headlights shine upon it.

The Circle Of Fear is most often placed on one's own neighborhood streets in order to ward off rivals and send a message stating that the people who live in this area are not to be messed with.

Perp #1: Hey man, let's cruise by that one guy's hood and jack his stuff!

Perp #2: Oh hell no, look! Somebody put down a circle of fear outside his house, I'm not going near that place.

The Circle Of Fear can also be placed in front of a girlfriend or other love interest's house to send the message that she is off limits to all would be suitors.

Perp #1: Hey man, I want to hit on that chick from Biology class, let's cruise by her house later!
Perp #2: Oh hell no, I heard that somebody put down a circle of fear outside her house, I wouldn't go near her if I were you.

Further examples

Kid #1: Hey man, people from school have been messing with me.
Kid #2: I suggest you drink a couple sodas then go outside your house and put down a circle of fear.

Kid #1: Hey man, this one kid in school has been scoping on this girl I like.
Kid #2: It would be a good idea if you went outside her house and a put down a circle of fear in the street.

In the corporate world

Employee #1: Man, this one co-worker of mine is on my case constantly. I can't stand it!
Employee #2: Here's what you do, go outside his house at night a put down a circle of fear in the street. That will send a message for him to back off.