Hanson's law

Hanson's Law- As the result of seemingly endless political chat room and message board flame wars, basic human social decorum dictates that once a person uses the word(s); “libs”, "liberal" or "liberals", they immediately establish their political bias, polarize their audience and lose all credibility.

At this point, Hanson’s Law has been invoked and offender’s statements are reduced to the level of worthless political propaganda.

Case 1 – “You believe that because you’re a liberal.”

Hanson’s law has been invoked.

Case 2 – “Why do liberals hate America?”

Hanson’s law has been invoked.

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sex lights

Two words said together when a cops lights are on and flashing...'cause someone is gettin fucked. This is usually yelled to alert others of the popos presence

If you see a cop with his lights on just yell: SEX LIGHTS!!!

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tilted

Drunk, buzzed, or faded.

I got a little tilted at the club last night.

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That's tits

A way to say something is perfect or just right. It can also be intesified by applying frickin' or fuckin' before tits instead of "that's"

Guy 1: This girl wants me!
Guy 2: That's tits, bro

It would be fuckin' tits if she went home with me!

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