Lizzie

Slang for "Queen Elizabeth". Chiefly used by members of the Commonwealth.

Lizzie was fit, around the time of the Conquistadors.

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snooker

The single god-word to say when your unsuspecting, casual pool-playing friends ask if you know how to play their game.

(when playing 8-ball)
Bob & Friends: Hey Joe, do you know how to use that cue?
Joe: I play snooker.
Bob & Friends: Holy shittt! Everybody, pull back your wagers, quick time!

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