VBF

Vaginal Blood Fart

The supply teacher should not have worn white as she was prone to explosive VBFs.

85👍 38👎

Pfaff

extraordinarily large bush

Her silhouette behind the curtain was inviting until she removed the towel and the Buckwheat pfaff joined the party.

10👍 29👎

SWAS

Super Wicked Ass Sweat

You could see her swas stain right through her spandex.

8👍 15👎

cb

cunt belly; cunt bulge

At first glance I thought she was pregnant, until I realized it was a CB.

6👍 20👎

stalled one

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it

I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.

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Flickering One

cunnilingus performed by sticking out ones' tongue and moving it around in a cut loose fashion. not to be confused with the "stalled one".

It was her birthday, so I provided her with some oral stimulation via the flickering one.

5👍 1👎

crouton wink

the unfortunate & unpredictable outcome of tossing a salad that leaves the tosser with crumbs in their eyelashes.

We all loved the song "Brown Eyed Girl" until we found out it was a song about the crouton wink.

9👍 3👎