Tee

top; toast; or essentially, any word beginning with the letter "t" that would easily recognizable in the context.

Sexually, she preferred to be on tee; or, I'm starving - who's got the beez on tee (beans on toast)?

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tarf

forceful rancid fart

I was praying it was her pet dog, but given the smell, I was pretty sure she was the one who had tarfed.

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beez

testicles; beans

It was in the change room that I first noticed that he had beez on tee (balls on top); or, I could really go for some beez on tee (beans on toast).

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Octavian

Beer chugging method/apparatus popularized & conceptualized by super-bartender Octavian consisting of a small-bottom-holed-out beer bottle being refilled & slammed in next to no time.

You wanna take this party up a notch? Yes? Then lets break out the Octavian and get wrecked!

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