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When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache

It was so cold up at the lake that Sven unknowingly wore his Minnesota Mustache for two days in a row.

by Bob Dangle May 29, 2014


minnesota mustache

When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache

That was classic when we gave Frank a Minnesota Mustache. The doctors say the frostbite from all the jizz on his lip was the reason they had to cut it off.

by Bob Dangle May 29, 2014

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