panker

A "petty wanker"...
like John McCain.

Nora: Hey, did you hear about how Pete got a papercut and started crying?

Sally: ROFL. What a panker.

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SoCal

An abbreviation of "Southern California," SoCal is populated by an unusually high percentage of blonds, rich people, boring kids, and bigoted Republicans.

Barry: Hey, girl, where do you come from?
Andromeda: SoCal.
Barry: Damn, another plastic!
Andromeda: Whatevah. I'd rather be straightening my hair anyway.

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Foothill Ranch

Small city in Orange County, CA. Middle of nowhere. Populated with shiny-haired brats and white guys.

Harold: Where do you live?
Oswald: Ugh. Foothill Ranch.

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