cheneys

a man's testicles

Every guy loves a woman that knows how to handle his dick and cheneys.

Oww, she kicked me right in the cheneys!

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George WTF Bush

American President widely credited with both sucking and blowing at his job.

"Did you hear George WTF Bush try to define sovereignty? What the hell? Did he graduate from the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too?"

"So wait. A president of a democracy lost the popular vote yet won the election? Musta been George WTF Bush."

"He's the man who choked on a pretzel when not busy driving the global economy into the worse recession since the Great Depression, ladies and gentlemen George WTF Bush!"

"I could get better health care living in an old Soviet state. Thanks George WTF Bush!"

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