Booze Donkey

1. (n) A variation of booze hound. An individual who is consistently imparied by copious and persistant alcohol consumption, to the point that their judgement degrades to the sophistication of a jackass.

2. (n) A semi-functioning individual who's alcohol consuption has relegated him to the trash heap of society. Quite often found cooking low-quality meals in neighbourhood pubs.

"Mike, why the fuck did my Eggs Benny take 45 minutes to get to my table?"

"The kitchen got hit bad - total whiteout, man! They shit the bed on an easy order at the beginning and it was all downhill from there. What do you expect, with unemployment so low, it's no wonder we can't hire anyone other than fucking booze donkeys!"

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