Boston Left

A left hand turn that is started far too early and made at approximately 45 degrees instead of 90 degrees. Used primarily when trying to make a turn ahead of an oncoming car, often to cut in front of a long line of oncoming cars.

That dude in the Monte Carlo just banged a harsh Boston Left

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New Jersey Slide

A very quick change of two or more lanes on the highway, generally causing severe body roll to a car.

Your going to need to do a mean New Jersey Slide to get off at this exit.

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Zamboni

A towel, t-shirt, sock, or any other rag used to wipe up a load after you beat off and blow a load on your stomach.

I was looking for a CD in Tony's room and found a crusty old T-shirt that he's been using as a Zamboni.

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