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douche canoe

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.

Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.

by Bob H Boberson April 21, 2008

29πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


douche raft

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW

I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.

by Bob H Boberson July 11, 2008

28πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


nozzle

A typical young male usually suffering from delusions of adequacy.

There are more nozzles in here than at the douche factory.

by Bob H Boberson April 16, 2008

65πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


nozzle fest

A disproportionate ratio of males to females.

There are so many dudes in here it's a nozzle fest.

by Bob H Boberson May 10, 2008

38πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Grits Bowl

1. A task performed by a specific individual or group from the U.S. South in exchange for compensation.
2. A U.S. Southerners protected job, project, program etc...
3. U.S. South version of Rice Bowl.

Billy Bob: "I don't need Jim Bob. I can change the tire myself".
Bobby Ted: "But Billy Bob, ya gotta let Jim Bob fix it. That's his grits bowl".

by Bob H Boberson January 26, 2009

30πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.

Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.

by Bob H Boberson July 22, 2008

30πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Car Years

The age of a vehicle expressed as human years instead of mileage or chronological age. Calculated by dividing the mileage of a vehicle by 3,000.

150,000 miles / 3,000 = 50 car years.

by Bob H Boberson January 5, 2009

34πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž