gooseballs

The pleasurable sensation experienced by men when testicles are lightly touched or scratched.

That girl was fantastic. After we were done, she gave me gooseballs. I'm definitely calling her back.

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Trumpfuck

The unfortunate result of putting your trust in an inadequate, narcissistic, underqualified, over-selling, severely under-delivering, dangerous, self serving prick that you're left feeling unimpressed, disappointed, dissatisfied, ripped off and screwed over.

Wow, Mike Pence and the GOP got seriously Trumpfucked this Friday. Melania isn't alone in feeling that way!!!!

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Deathsantis

The poor excuse of a human being and idiotic governor of Florida that is more interested in making money for Trump investments in Regeneron than saving the lives of his constituents.

The people of Florida should immediately recall governor Ron Deathsantis. Maybe we'll get lucky and end up with a moron for our next governor.

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M&M

An abbreviated way to describe someone who ended up in an unfortunate marriage....in other words "Married and Miserable"

Hey, do you know Jim?
Jim, the M&M? Yeah, he should really leave that situation.