the suicide bomb

The suicide bomb is when you take a dump on a women's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Quran.

She said she was down with scat. So I bought a Quran, shit on her chest, and wiped it off. She asked "what the fuck was that?" Told her it was called the suicide bomb.

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tiffy eye

When one eye looks a completely direction than the other

Couldn't tell if she was looking at me or the door with that tiffy eye.