smiri

Smiri is a last name held by only the best smelling of Arabs. They make the girls flock at the mention of the name. They always tell the truth and never cap. (On god) They have huge nuts and no mental health issues. Guaranteed.

Girl: who’s that guy over there?
Other girl: his last name is smiri
Girl: *faints*

the bye effect

The Bye effect is a psychological phenomenon rarely experienced under the influence of psychoactive substances.
This phenomenon happens in three different stages;
First stage: When an individual is too high on a psychoactive substance (eg. LSD), they experience the thought that they want to stay under the influence for the rest of their life, and to never come down from the high.
Second stage: After the first stage, they then start to sober up and regain full cognitive clarity. Coming to the conclusion they’ll never do drugs again.
Third stage: After the individual is fully sober after said high/trip, they come to another conclusion, seemingly comical and refreshing at the time, that they were “tweaking” and would probably do the same the very next night.

“I got so high on LSD the other night, I felt The Bye Effect”
“Wow really? Same.”