Porkish Hen

So ugly, you would have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her

Friend: What did she look like? Me: Porkish Hen

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Pecker Deep

word association of depth in relation to "Ground to body part" measurement

Hey you kids can go swimming, but only go in to the pond pecker deep.

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