write em up Bob

Manager, also the master of the writing up arts.

"You forgot to punch for your breaks? IM GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP."

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McFlurry

A frozen confection from McDonalds with different toppings such as: M&Ms, Oreo, and GRANOLA. Also is never mixed by the incompetent staff of employees.

Mike: Can I have a McFlurry, MIXED.
Ryan: MIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Employee: Excuse me?

Mike: THEY DIDN'T MIX IT!!!
Ryan: BASTARDS!!
Mike: WHATS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!

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Cinnamon Andy

Andy who is from Sussex County, does not like Warren County riff raffers also does not like garlic; possibly a vampire.

"OH YEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEA"

Dave Diamond: Hey, hows it going Andy.

Andy: YEAYEAYEA I'm from Sussex County.

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sugar thief

Old lady who goes into Burger King and steals all of the sugar packets.

One who commits sugar theft is a sugar thief.

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Suburban Terry

Terry, who is very suburban, goes to work everyday high on a wide variety of illegal substances.

"what is this?"
"who are you?"
"are you trying to kill me?"
"where am i?"
"how do you know my name?"

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