Homo scrapiens

The next step in evolution from the Homo sapiens. Can be found in any kitchen in Thornbury and surrounding areas between the hours of 6pm and 6am scraping their favourite crack pipe. Place of residence for perfecting their scraping is at the famous head quarters 44 rock street.

‘All the pukes of gone, get the scrapes on’ said the carpet picker

The warden excitedly replies ‘here we are carpet picker take the pebble plate and I insist on first scrape’

Carpet picker reluctantly agrees

This defines the homo scrapiens.

tober

Derogatory term for the male genitalia, with special reference to that which resembles a sweet potato of sorts.

Tober, a small awkwardly shaped penis that looks like a root vegetable.

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