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Anyone acting in a wishy washy, indecisive manner.
Quit bein' a John Kerry and pick a friggin' drink, willya?
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The short stubbly pubes leftover when a man decides after a week it's no longer a good idea to shave his balls.
"We can't do it right now. Your nut needles keep stabbing my ass."
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One resembling skidmarks upon the undershorts of life.
Osama, you are such a shitstain.
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Payton is a blonde girl that is very anxious and enjoys sports. She will most likely like boys with the name P or L. She is very awkward but is fuckin beautiful and doesnât know it.
âFuck man Payton is hot as shit but she doesnât think she is.â
âPayton sucked my dick last night and it was Da bombâ
The words uttered by anyone who has just slammed their thumb/finger with a hammer. Can also be used as a derogatory term when speaker is stumped for a suitable comeback.
"Is your dick really that small?"
"Screw you, bitchfacewhoredog!"
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Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A person whose breath smells so bad it is as though they ate a shit sammich for lunch.
"YO! Shit sammich, go brush your friggin teeth!"
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An acronym that stands for "sleepy-boo protection squad gc"
A Twitter groupchat responsible for shenanigans such as #DreamsSwollenBalls, guessing eachothers scents, and analyzing lookalike c0rn together.
"Spsgc is so gay /neg"
"Dude, did you see #DreamsSwollenBalls on the tl?"
"Yeah, It must've been that spsgc again!"