Nobbiance

Total lust accompanied by dangerously rapid heartbeat, shortness of breath, blurred vision, salivation, huge smiles and increased blood flow to the genitals.

Wow! All I can remember from that AIM conversation was that I was drooling all over my wrists and hands and that my rock-hard cock was forced into the bottom of my keyboard. I was feeling so much NOBBIANCE that when my fingers finally touched her wet pussy I nearly shot my wad right in my cubicle (143) at work.

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smartphone

the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.

This fucking smartphone is the ultimate piece of shit. Do you know where a phonebooth is?

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gizzmop

some who cleans up gizz

alex wu

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USA

The two time, back to back, world war champions.

Person 1: did u hear about USA.

Person 2: the world war champs? F*** yeah! We're the best country in the world.

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