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Any man who has engaged in or has had sexual relations with another mans girlfriend, wife or partner while he is not around, usually serving his country in the Marines or armed forces.
While being indisposed and forced to eat bush from a transvestite named George, Joe D. is having fun with Suzy on a regular basis and probably shacked up with her too.
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Words changed, twisted around and manipulated to distort the truth or to provide complete BS to what could be a very simple conversation or said simply by saying 'Duh!' or 'Huh?'. Usually spoken by MDMA eaters, Meth smokers and sniffers, Cocaine snorters, crack smokers, sometimes pot heads but most always drug dealers to make themselves sound kewl (actually spelled cool), but most always used to cheat, lie, steal and deceive some unsuspecting individual (they say fool) that has no idea what they are saying but thinks he or she does, but the fact is they are saying nothing at all. It is most always BullShit (or BS).
Drug Addict says: Fo Shizzle my dizzle, what a bizzo meet me up the gizzo when you get a clizzo, and yo bro wuz the problemo?
Cop: Got no job, no life, and act like a criminal, I am taken your ass to jail punk!
Drug Addict says: For what? Sorry sir, I do not want any trouble.
Cop: for street slang dumbass!
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To not let things get to you, and allow yourself not to be bothered or annoyed by actions or the current situation you may be in or by what other are doing to manipulate you into bitterness. When everything is building up. i.e. The saying when it rains it pours seems to make sense in describing life at times and acting like a duck is better, because ducks do not run and hide when it rains, they do not try to cover themselves up and avoid it, they do not attack the rain or try fighting it off they simply endure it with pride and dignity like it was not even there in fact they seem to enjoy it while it lasts, and above all do not seem to be bothered by the rain. Hence acting like a duck or to act like a duck is better than retaliating and making the situation worse or make everyone think its better to attack and fight rather than be dignified and work it out.
My boss was a jerk and was ripping every one of his customers off, I said something about it, and he made my life difficult by demoting me and threatened to fire me next. I went home the wife through a fit saying we owe more than we can afford and are getting evicted, my kids crying because she is screaming, the landlord is calling harassing me over raising the rent. The car needs new tires, and it barely runs and I just act like a duck and try to work it all out somehow, because its better to work it out than add to the problem with retaliation, anger and uncontrollable vulgarities.
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Automotive registration expiration or registration tag that is close to the date president bush gets kicked out or is made to step down from office (i.e. the closer to the exact removal date the better the bush tag). You can play bush tag with friends and other drivers when driving behind others, the one who spots the bush tag closest to the exact removal date is the winner.
Car owner: I just got my March 2008 bush tag from the department of transportation for the Ferrari, by that time president bush will no longer be president.
Passenger in the car: Well I just spotted a November 2007 bush tag on that pinto, he will not be president in November because I will have voted for a real president by then.
Car owner: Oh yeah, I just saw a December 2007 on that pickup, he is almost out the office by then, I win the game of bush tag!
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To not let things get to you, and allow yourself not to be bothered or annoyed by actions or the current situation you may be in or by what other are doing to manipulate you into bitterness. When everything is building up. i.e. The saying when it rains it pours seems to make sense in describing life at times and acting like a duck is better, because ducks do not run and hide when it rains, they do not try to cover themselves up and avoid it, they do not attack the rain or try fighting it off they simply endure it with pride and dignity like it was not even there in fact they seem to enjoy it while it lasts, and above all do not seem to be bothered by the rain. Hence acting like a duck or to act like a duck is better than retaliating and making the situation worse or make everyone think its better to attack and fight rather than be dignified and work it out.
My boss was a jerk and was ripping every one of his customers off, I said something about it, and he made my life difficult by demoting me and threatened to fire me next. I went home the wife through a fit saying we owe more than we can afford and are getting evicted, my kids crying because she is screaming, the landlord is calling harassing me over raising the rent. The car needs new tires, and it barely runs and I just act like a duck and try to work it all out somehow, because its better to work it out than add to the problem with retaliation, anger and uncontrollable vulgarities.
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Used to describe a situation or individual who cannot or refuses to see the big picture because of being sheltered and/or closed minded. This is the opposite of a frog in a field.
You have no idea what skills are required, as you have been a frog in a well for the last 30 years, stuck in the same old job with the same old skills. I have been a frog in a field jumping from job to job learning a vast amount of skills you have no idea about.
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Anytime words, speech or information is banned or blocked from the general public. Blocked because they do not agree with your information. This is the complete opposite of freedom of speech. This does not include racist or slanderous remarks but patently legitamate and common knowledge that they are trying to debunk or discredit.
I wrote a great definition for patently, but since wikipedia, urbandictionary, and craigslist are patently run by disinformation fenatic's they dis-agreed with my definition and hence created a blocking of speech scenario.
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