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The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
A device to conceal a cameltoe. Typically plastic, and seamless in the center.
Guy: Have you seen Alices massive klomp?
Girl: Yes! It draws even more attention, and not in a good way. It looks like she is smuggling a banana!
When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.
Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?
Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...
Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!
Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?
Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.