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iFags

iFags are people who automatically get influenced by Apple's ads and market sales.
iFags will deny anything you say about any other product or company.
They tend to be selfish and don't give a shit about you or your opinions.
They are an odd type of human.

Guy 1: "Hey dude do you like the Xbox One or the PS4?"
iFag:" Apple is better than xbox"
Guy 1:" I asked which console you think is the best"
iFag: "dude shutup iPhones are better because apple is a rich company"
Guy 1: "Ok.. so what do you think about androids?"
iFag: (Gives 20k illogical and absurd reasons of the screen size) "oh yeah and and also it has a new swipe feature and it has appstore"
Guy 1: "you fucking iFags"

by BobTheShapeShiftingLizard November 22, 2014


samsung galaxy s4

A freaking phone bigger than a baby's head. It is a dang tablet.
Look up samsung mega. It's just a huge phone.
Its a woman's phone. Notice how fat people have samsungs, and fit people have iPhones?

Woman:"Hey is that a tablet in your pocket?"
Guy:"No it's a samsung galaxy S4"

by BobTheShapeShiftingLizard February 13, 2014

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