Illuminati

A Dorito chip that went rogue and gained supernatural abilities to brainwash the masses of people. Due to this, it has caused many victims to make religions based off the supernatural Dorito chip, worshipping it, and went as far to blame many unexplained events in history onto the Dorito chip, also claiming that some brainwashed victims turned into reptiles. Some people even put it as an image on the back of the dollar bill, as a remembrance of the Dorito chip's bravery to think for itself. Later, many called the chip the Illuminati.

Brainwashed victim: The president is a friggin reptile because of the Illuminati!!!!
Another person: *crunch crunch* mmmm, cheesy chip.

Hay

An alternative to spelling the word "Hey". Invented by a kindergartener who was falsely deemed as a terrible speller (received a 50 on his latest spelling test). Widely mistaken as a plant or grass used to feed animals.

"Hey Chuck, pass me that barrel of hay over there, will ya?"
"It's pronounced 'hay', you dope."
"What's the difference?"
"Use 'hay' next time you fucking idiot!"
Note: We have just been informed that Chuck is the same kindergartner that used this word, he was later put into an insane asylum. Tell him I said "Hay" for me.