rodded

To have a Q-Tip inserted into the urethra to check for sexually transmitted diseases.

origin: From the US military's firearms range safety system. A brass rod is inserted from the muzzle of a rifle down to the open bolt to check that the bore and chamber are clear of ammunition.

Person A: oh fuck, what happened last night?

Person B: you dumbass, you ran a train on this skank bitch with like, 6 other guys, and were too wasted to use a jimmy hat... You're gonna to have to go get rodded now.
person A: fuck my life.

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