hollywood shit

Hollywood shit,

The act of taking a satisfactory dump and when you wipe your arse, there’s nothing on the toilet roll! A shit of pure class, an A list shit.

Me - Hey Hannah, just had me a Hollywood shit again!
Hannah - damn you’re good! Very impressed

Dap

Look at the dap on him/her

Dap

When you see someone who is more muscular than you, whose upper body is effortlessly strong looking, better looking than you, better dressed, has a better haircut, a better tan & pretty much has everything going for him/her and has a couple of quid too. Someone who you dislike immediately for no reason...

Mostly used in the South Wales area

Bob: The at the dap on that big fucker over there
Tim: Yeah flash prick...
Bob: ....
Tim: ....

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